Sega Brings Gaming to the Toilets, Literally!

Written by Cole Burton Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:44

Gaming is a crazy thing, and just when you think it can't go any further, it does. Four different Metro Stations in Japan now have urinals featuring four different game modes! Who thought urinating in public restrooms will never be more fun than it already is?

These new gaming toilets are called, you guessed it, “Toylets.” These Toylets, according to AOL, will have these four game modes:

"Manneken Pis" calculates exactly how much a player peed.
"Graffiti Eraser" players try to urinate forcefully to blast graffiti off a wall.
"The North Wind and Her" gamers act as the wind, attempting to lift a woman's dress with powerful blasts.
"Milk From Nose" players go head to head with the previous urinal user to see who has the strongest flow.

The gamers appear as sumo wrestlers who squirt milk from their noses to push their peers out of the ring. As if this weren't enough, proud gamers will be able to save high scores on flashdrives! If you're planning a trip to Japan, I suggest finding a coffee shop near one of those restrooms! This new idea will hit everybody differently. I personally think it is ridiculous and people will look stupid preparing a game before going to the restroom. However, I can see little kids jumping at the chance to use one of these. Perhaps it will amaze us all and spread to other countries. I wouldn't count on it anytime soon though. Most countries aren't this crazy...yet.

Comments

# Erik Kubik 2011-01-11 18:17

LOL only in Japan

# Ryan Johnson 2011-01-11 18:42

Just.....wow. I've had my Game Boy during long....trips to the...facilities, but this is ridiculous.

+1 # Denzalo 2011-01-11 20:22

We need this in America! How amazing would they be at a bar!

+1 # Mike Deneen 2011-01-12 06:16

I remember many moons ago, there used to be targets in urinals.

This is a whole new level...

Don't ladies get any sort of gaming?

+1 # Cole Burton 2011-01-13 14:13

Haha, I told a few of my friends about this. If I weren't so convincing they wouldn't have believed it.

+1 # Ferrari 2011-01-20 22:25

Oh dear... why? This is just weird... what is the world coming to?

+1 # outcastmango 2011-01-22 09:09

Pure awesomeness, I say we start a petition to get this everywhere in america! This is pretty cool though, it appeals to the male competitiveness in me. +2 thumbs to you Japan.