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WiiFit Causes Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
The Sheer Power That is Amy
April 14, 2010
I am hear today to warn you all of a very serious incident that took place in Britain today. Apparently, a woman fell off her WiiFit balance board, thereby causing nerve damage resulting in persistent sexual arousal syndrome. Apparently she turned on her Wii and it returned the favor. It turns out that persistent sexual arousal syndrome is a very serious and chronic disease that debilitates those who suffer from it.
This is an actual quote from the afflicted woman, "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," says Amanda Flowers. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm...hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
You can take that seriously, cause I'm too busy laughing my head off.
Seriously, though, if one can look past the completely implausible idea that one could fall off a short little board and damage their nerves in such a way that would cause them to be permanently aroused, there is a golden opportunity here. Wake up, Nintendo, cause this is the best advertising idea ever. Think of the possibilities. A WiiFit balance board and a sexy girl, lounging on a bed, smoking a cigarrette. The smoke curls up to form these letters: "WiiFit: You're Welcome!" Golden.
